Funniest Movie Quotes

Everyone has their favourite movies, filled with memorable and hilarious lines. Here are a few of mine :

Superbad –

Evan : McLovin? What kind of a stupid name is that, Fogell? What, are you trying to be an Irish R&B singer?

Becca : Your penis is so smooth – Evan: Thanks, yours would be too if you were a man.

Officer Slater : McLovin! Were you violating that young girl? Were you violating her with your penis?

Jules: You scratch our backs, we’ll scratch yours. – Seth: Well Jules, the funny thing about my back is that it’s located on my cock.

Seth : She wants my dick in and around her mouth.

Knocked Up –

Alison : What do you think? He’s funny, right? – Debbie : He’s playing fetch with my kids… he’s treating my kids like they’re dogs.

Bouncer : Shit makes me sick to my stomach, I get the runs from the stress. It’s not cause you’re not hot, I would love to tap that ass. I would tear that ass up. I can’t let you in cause you’re old as fuck. For this club, you know, not for the earth.

Pete: Marriage is like a tense, unfunny version of Everybody Loves Raymond, only it doesn’t last 22 minutes. It lasts forever.

Pete : Never do what they did. – Charlotte : I’m gonna do it…

Mean Girls –

Gretchen : I’m sorry that people are so jealous of me. But I can’t help it that I’m popular.

Crying girl :I wish we could all get along like we used to in middle school… I wish I could  bake a cake filled with rainbows and smiles and everyone would eat and be  happy… – Damian : She doesn’t even go here!

Karen : If you’re from Africa…why are you white?

Damian : 4 for you glen coco, you go glen coco!

Jessica Lopez: I don’t hate you because you’re fat – you’re fat because I hate you.

Student : Nice wig Janis what’s it made of? – Janice : Your mums chest hair.

Regina : Oh, my God. It’s her dream come true, diving into a big pile of girls.

Bethany : One time, she punched me in the face. It was AWESOME!

Bethany : I saw Cady Heron wearing army pants and flip-flops, so I bought army pants and flip-flops.

Karen: You know who’s looking fine tonight? Seth Mosakowski. – Gretchen: OK, you did not just say that. – Karen: What? He’s a good kisser. Gretchen: He’s your cousin. – Karen: Yeah, but he’s my first cousin. – Gretchen: Right. – Karen: So you have your cousins and then you have your first cousins, then you have your second cousins…

The Ringer –

Thomas : Should I wear my top up… or down… or up…or POSSIBLY tucked in?

Glen : I work at burger king..would you like fries with that?

Steve: My name is Lance, and i like nutssss.

Thomas : Jimmy! Can I have your autograph? – Jimmy : Get it off eBay. – Thomas : Who is eBay?

Yolie : We have all the main beverages.

 

 

 

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About KPCLB

I was born in Luton in 1995 and I am currently a student studying Business, Economics, English Language and History at Harlington. I am a Manchester Utd supporter but sometimes i am inclined to go and see West Ham Utd play. I also love music and film and one day I shall make a movie. Johnny Cash, Lana Del Rey and Park Ji Sung are few of my many idols.

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