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Pocketful of Sunshine

The other day I finally watched the film ‘Easy A’ which stars the amazing Emma Stone and other great actors such as the much-loved Lisa Kudrow and Stanley Tucci who redeems himself from his scary and creepy performance in ‘The Lovely Bones’.

This film is truly original and has some hilarious movie moments that will stick forever, such as Emma’s rendition of the cheesy song ‘Pocketful of sunshine’ as seen in the link below :

 

I GOT A POCKET, GOT A POCKET FULL OF SUNSHINE

Funniest Movie Quotes

Everyone has their favourite movies, filled with memorable and hilarious lines. Here are a few of mine :

Superbad –

Evan : McLovin? What kind of a stupid name is that, Fogell? What, are you trying to be an Irish R&B singer?

Becca : Your penis is so smooth – Evan: Thanks, yours would be too if you were a man.

Officer Slater : McLovin! Were you violating that young girl? Were you violating her with your penis?

Jules: You scratch our backs, we’ll scratch yours. – Seth: Well Jules, the funny thing about my back is that it’s located on my cock.

Seth : She wants my dick in and around her mouth.

Knocked Up –

Alison : What do you think? He’s funny, right? – Debbie : He’s playing fetch with my kids… he’s treating my kids like they’re dogs.

Bouncer : Shit makes me sick to my stomach, I get the runs from the stress. It’s not cause you’re not hot, I would love to tap that ass. I would tear that ass up. I can’t let you in cause you’re old as fuck. For this club, you know, not for the earth.

Pete: Marriage is like a tense, unfunny version of Everybody Loves Raymond, only it doesn’t last 22 minutes. It lasts forever.

Pete : Never do what they did. – Charlotte : I’m gonna do it…

Mean Girls –

Gretchen : I’m sorry that people are so jealous of me. But I can’t help it that I’m popular.

Crying girl :I wish we could all get along like we used to in middle school… I wish I could  bake a cake filled with rainbows and smiles and everyone would eat and be  happy… – Damian : She doesn’t even go here!

Karen : If you’re from Africa…why are you white?

Damian : 4 for you glen coco, you go glen coco!

Jessica Lopez: I don’t hate you because you’re fat – you’re fat because I hate you.

Student : Nice wig Janis what’s it made of? – Janice : Your mums chest hair.

Regina : Oh, my God. It’s her dream come true, diving into a big pile of girls.

Bethany : One time, she punched me in the face. It was AWESOME!

Bethany : I saw Cady Heron wearing army pants and flip-flops, so I bought army pants and flip-flops.

Karen: You know who’s looking fine tonight? Seth Mosakowski. – Gretchen: OK, you did not just say that. – Karen: What? He’s a good kisser. Gretchen: He’s your cousin. – Karen: Yeah, but he’s my first cousin. – Gretchen: Right. – Karen: So you have your cousins and then you have your first cousins, then you have your second cousins…

The Ringer –

Thomas : Should I wear my top up… or down… or up…or POSSIBLY tucked in?

Glen : I work at burger king..would you like fries with that?

Steve: My name is Lance, and i like nutssss.

Thomas : Jimmy! Can I have your autograph? – Jimmy : Get it off eBay. – Thomas : Who is eBay?

Yolie : We have all the main beverages.