Most Hated

We all have certain celebrities that we can’t stand hearing about, let alone seeing them all over social networking sites and articles.

As of late I have noticed that my hatred has increased, and my list is forever growing. Therefore to vent about these annoyances I shall share my choices for the most hated celebrities IMO :

Piers Morgan

A talentless, pathetic excuse of a man who is the definition of a keyboard warrior. Although his continuous arguments with the likes of Alan Sugar and Micheal Owen are an entertaining read, his arrogance and cockiness that has spawned from being a fool are very irritating.

Grade A pillock

Rihanna and Chris Brown

Rihanna has shot down in my estimations since she has decided to get back with the man who beat her black and blue. Furthermore Chris Brown is also another example of someone who is full of cockiness. The only good thing Chris Brown has produced is ‘Beautiful People’ and ‘Look At Me Now’ which all feature other artists and not just him, which makes them acceptable.

Fools

Kanye West

I do love a lot of his music, but his personality is one of the worst I have ever heard of. The way he believes that he is some sort of King is cringe-worthy and highly annoying.

At his finest (although Taylor was close to making this list)

Tulisa

The word ‘common’ springs to mind. I do hope that the news that she has been fired from the X Factor is actually true as I do not need to see this slutty chav on my television screen on Saturdays.

Classy…

The Kardashian Family

I believe that I am one of the few people to oppose this god awful family, which is truly baffling as their whiney voices and unattractive personalities and looks get on my nerves immensely.

What is pretty about that?

Emeli Sande

Or Emeli Sandra as I like to call her. She is very talented, however I am sick of seeing her at every single major event over the past year.

The Only Way Is Essex Cast

Need I say more.

Jennifer Metcalfe

AKA Mercedes from Hollyoaks. Her constant, pointless stories she sells to newspapers about her ex etc is making her more like the character that she plays in Hollyoaks. Maybe if she piped down about this not so famous skater and how he has ‘betrayed’ her she, would have slipped under the radar of hate.

Not so hot anymore

Rita Ora

So my most hated celebrity is Rita. For starters this woman has only been in the public eye for just over a year, yet you would think that she has been famous for ten after the amount of articles I have seen with her commenting on other celebrities. Yes, she may have had a number 1 debut album and a chain of number 1 singles but everything I have heard from her is so average to poor that it is frustrating that someone so annoying, who is like a rash that will not go away, has gotten to the place that she is in now.

Even her clothes are awful

I’m sure that I am not the only person to feel this way about some of these celebrities, as I am sure there are plenty of people who admire these desperate ‘stars’, which is sad as I despise them.

WordPress..

WordPress is a pile of shit. I spent ages writing 600 hundred words, followed with searching and arranging pictures and it deletes itself. I am livid

Most Played This Week

Yes, I haven’t posted since June. I’ve had not motivation or time to so haven’t been able to, but I’m going to try to start again.

To kick it off here is a list of my top played songs this week :-

10. Ashley Roberts – All In A Day. Yes, I know it’s a strange choice but the song is extremely original and nothing like what I was expecting her music to sound like, seeing that she is in I’m a Celebrity Get Me Out Of Here!

9. Childish Gambino – Heartbeat. Even though I’ve known of this song for a while it’s still a good listen.

8. Wiley Ft. Skepta, JME & Ms D – Can You Hear Me. Good tune for pre-drinks!

7. Ellie Goulding – Figure 8. I like half of her new album, but then again I dislike the other half. A step back from her great debut album, but Figure 8 is a great song.

6. Sub Focus – Tidal Wave. Just as usual Sub Focus have created a clever piece of drum and bass.

5. James Walsh – Start Again. I’ve never heard of James, but this song intrigues me into what his debut album will sound like.

4. Bastille – Pompeii. As I adored Flaws I searched more of Bastille’s songs and on YouTube I found Pompeii, an acoustic song that is catchy and fun.

3. Sneakbo – Zim Zimma. As I have previously said that Can You Hear Me by Skepta is a pre-drink song, Zim Zimma is a tune that when played when you are seshing and the drop with make you want to go crazy.

2. Disclosure Ft. Sam Smith – Latch. Smooth in the verses and then hard-hitting in the chorus this song beats ‘Carnival’ which was my previous favourite song from Disclosure!

1. Black Keys – Little Black Submarines. My favourite song of their, been playing non-stop!

Top 10 Superhero Movies

Although comic books and superhero movies both have geeky connotations, they are both dominant features of childhood, not as much comic books for mine, and are hugely demanded worldwide for their fun, imagination and  the butt kicking action! As the latest superhero movie – The Avengers – grossing at $523,563,000 and being the second biggest selling superhero movie of all time and it has only been released for a few weeks, there is a clear indication that superhero movies are proving more popular as time goes on.

Hopefully The Avengers paves the way for even bigger superhero movies and plenty more from the likes of Wolverine, Spider Man and friends. Here is my top 10 superhero movies –

10. Spiderman

9. X-Men Origins : Wolverine

8. Fantastic 4

7. The Incredible Hulk

6. Spiderman 3

5. Iron Man

4. X-Men : First Class

3. Kick – Ass

2. Batman : The Dark Knight

1. X-Men Trilogy

I did write explanations about my rankings, but I accidentally deleted all 400 words of it!

 

Pocketful of Sunshine

The other day I finally watched the film ‘Easy A’ which stars the amazing Emma Stone and other great actors such as the much-loved Lisa Kudrow and Stanley Tucci who redeems himself from his scary and creepy performance in ‘The Lovely Bones’.

This film is truly original and has some hilarious movie moments that will stick forever, such as Emma’s rendition of the cheesy song ‘Pocketful of sunshine’ as seen in the link below :

 

I GOT A POCKET, GOT A POCKET FULL OF SUNSHINE

Funniest Movie Quotes

Everyone has their favourite movies, filled with memorable and hilarious lines. Here are a few of mine :

Superbad –

Evan : McLovin? What kind of a stupid name is that, Fogell? What, are you trying to be an Irish R&B singer?

Becca : Your penis is so smooth – Evan: Thanks, yours would be too if you were a man.

Officer Slater : McLovin! Were you violating that young girl? Were you violating her with your penis?

Jules: You scratch our backs, we’ll scratch yours. – Seth: Well Jules, the funny thing about my back is that it’s located on my cock.

Seth : She wants my dick in and around her mouth.

Knocked Up –

Alison : What do you think? He’s funny, right? – Debbie : He’s playing fetch with my kids… he’s treating my kids like they’re dogs.

Bouncer : Shit makes me sick to my stomach, I get the runs from the stress. It’s not cause you’re not hot, I would love to tap that ass. I would tear that ass up. I can’t let you in cause you’re old as fuck. For this club, you know, not for the earth.

Pete: Marriage is like a tense, unfunny version of Everybody Loves Raymond, only it doesn’t last 22 minutes. It lasts forever.

Pete : Never do what they did. – Charlotte : I’m gonna do it…

Mean Girls –

Gretchen : I’m sorry that people are so jealous of me. But I can’t help it that I’m popular.

Crying girl :I wish we could all get along like we used to in middle school… I wish I could  bake a cake filled with rainbows and smiles and everyone would eat and be  happy… – Damian : She doesn’t even go here!

Karen : If you’re from Africa…why are you white?

Damian : 4 for you glen coco, you go glen coco!

Jessica Lopez: I don’t hate you because you’re fat – you’re fat because I hate you.

Student : Nice wig Janis what’s it made of? – Janice : Your mums chest hair.

Regina : Oh, my God. It’s her dream come true, diving into a big pile of girls.

Bethany : One time, she punched me in the face. It was AWESOME!

Bethany : I saw Cady Heron wearing army pants and flip-flops, so I bought army pants and flip-flops.

Karen: You know who’s looking fine tonight? Seth Mosakowski. – Gretchen: OK, you did not just say that. – Karen: What? He’s a good kisser. – Gretchen: He’s your cousin. – Karen: Yeah, but he’s my first cousin. – Gretchen: Right. – Karen: So you have your cousins and then you have your first cousins, then you have your second cousins…

The Ringer –

Thomas : Should I wear my top up… or down… or up…or POSSIBLY tucked in?

Glen : I work at burger king..would you like fries with that?

Steve: My name is Lance, and i like nutssss.

Thomas : Jimmy! Can I have your autograph? – Jimmy : Get it off eBay. – Thomas : Who is eBay?

Yolie : We have all the main beverages.

 

 

 

Spiders In My Bed

So , I wasnt going to make a post tonight, however as I was lying in my bed, all tucked up and browsing twitter, a big spider fell on to my laptop keyboard. As I hadn’t seen this spider beforehand, I quickly slammed the case shut, squashing it immediately. I scanned the ceiling and bed for any more eight legged critters and as there was no others I decided to get back into bed.

However, now I keep thinking that I can feel spiders crawling on me and it’s really annoying. I keep questioning ‘ what would have happened if i were asleep and that spider came down?’ Would it have just crawled over me or would it crawl into my mouth and down my throat, just like the myth of humans eating spiders in their sleep goes.

What is it with animals making their way into my bed? Not so long ago I was stung by a huge wasp at 3.45 am, as it had made its’ way in my sheets and up  my bottoms!

Top 15 Songs This Week

The  top 40 singles in the UK are revealed every Sunday on BBC Radio 1 and every week, without a doubt there will be at least 20 songs in the charts that are either mediocre or crap. So the conclusion to this is to make my own ‘chart’ of underrated songs/ my favourite songs. Yes Carly Rae Jepsen’s song, that is currently number one, is catchy, but you won’t find it on my iPod any time soon and as for Chris Brown’s – Turn Up The Music and Labrinth’s – Last Time, well they are truly irritating.

15.Kyla La Grange – Vampire Smile. An original, good song.

14.D’Banj – Oliver Twist. I could see myself madly dancing to this at a party!

13.The Shins – Bait and Switch which is a calm, laid back song that I can’t wait to see when the Shins play at Reading in the summer!

12.Keaton Henson – Small Hands which is the only song I am familiar with by Keaton, but I love its similarity to Ben Howard’s and James Vincent Mcmorrow’s style.

11.Otis Redding – Sitting on the Dock of the Bay. Sang on the Voice by Amy Winehouse’s friend, which was good, just not as good as Otis’ which is one of my all time favourites.

10.Taylor Swift ft The Civil Wars – Safe and Sound. With all this Hunger Games hype there has been the birth of a chilling, yet endearing soundtrack.

9. Foster the People – Helena Beat. Even though I heard this song around a year ago, it never charted in the UK and when it was played in the film 21 Jump Street (which I went to see yesterday) I remembered my love for the song and like Bait and Switch, I can’t wait to hear it at reading.

8. Jamie N Commons – Devil in Me. You have to listen to this without seeing the singer at first. You will be amazed that a voice like that can come from a young white male.

7. Beyonce – End of Time. The first time I heard this was in my school library when some of my friends were singing it and it was so catchy I had to hear it. One of Beyonce’s best I’d say!

6. Florence + The Machine – No Light, No Light. This song shows Flo at her best, with harps, drums etc all over the place. Also the song and album hasn’t been given enough recognition!

5.The Qemists ft Chantal of Invasion – Fading Halo.Just a great Tune that isn’t well-known at all, but I highly recommend it.

4.Murray James – Blue Today. Murray has such a unique voice and added with a cool song it results in this.

3.San Cisco – Awkward. This song by the unheard of Australian band has been stuck in my head for weeks on end and still hasn’t annoyed me.

2.Lana Del Rey – Dark Paradise.This is an unreleased song from my favourite album of the year so far and is on par, if not better than Video Games, Blue Jeans and Born to Die.

1. And in at number 1 is Azealia Banks – 212. This is my favourite song at the moment and is 10x better than 95% of the charts and it’s only number 12! At reading I will be at the front screaming the part where Azealia goes in.

Samantha Brick is pretty… pretty deluded

There has been a lot of talk the past few days about THAT article that Samantha Brick wrote for the Daily Mail which was about how beautiful she was and how her beauty causes all women, yes all women (Does that include Beyonce?) to feel jealous of her. Furthermore Samantha believes that she has flown by in life due to her ‘good looks’ and supposedly being ‘the most attractive woman in the room’.

Throughout this article i begin to question whether or not this is actually a joke. Surely someone can’t truly be deluded enough to write an article in a popular news paper about how good-looking she is.

Maybe it’s not a joke, maybe it’s a story trying to get pity from the public, or a failed attempt at standing up for women, I just don’t know. (The fact that this woman had the balls to do this is still baffling!) However as I watched her try and weasel her way out of the situation in an interview on ‘This Morning’ I had a feeling that this article could in fact be a publicity stunt, and as critics have recently estimated that Samantha has made the Daily Mail around £100,000, my theory has been supported. The main point that has annoyed me is the fact that this woman isn’t even that good-looking ( she’s no Zooey Deschanel) and with the addition of her awful, arrogant personality this woman clearly isn’t a catch.

Yes, Samantha obviously forgot that beauty is reflected through personality aswell as she was most probably blinded by her nose as she looks down on other women. Personally I’d much prefer Miranda Hart and her amazing personality, rather than the mediocre looking, shrewd like old Sammy.

Underrated Tv Shows

Social networking sites and talks between friends are forever filled with discussions on the latest goings on in shows such as the X Factor, the Voice, The Only Way Is Essex and so forth. This discussion, filled with trending topics like #TOWIE really bugs me as whenever I want to talk about my favourite television shows, people just aren’t interested as they ‘haven’t seen it’ or they have watched an episode and not given it a chance.

Well I, for one am tired of creative and captivating television being shadowed by mediocre drivel such as the popular, yet wooden teen drama the ‘Vampire Diaries’, which is disguised by attractive folk. Where is the appreciation for gripping horror series such as FX’s ‘American Horror Story’ or side-splitting comedy shows like ‘Modern Family’?

Yes, in America these shows have received the recognition and awards deserved, but over here in the UK, sadly shows such as ‘TOWIE’ are the shows gaining BAFTAS.

However, I’m not saying that I won’t be one of the first to comment on who I want to triumph in X Factor, or be the first to guess who the next boardroom victim will be in the Apprentice, but I am fed up of people not allowing themselves to experience greater tv.

So here are a few shows that I believe are worth the hype that surrounds ‘Merlin’ or anything to do with the Kardashians.

1. Modern Family

2. The Walking dead

3. American Horror Story

4. The Middle

5. American Dad